Blogging at werk..

- self explanatory..

in every blog.. dere sld always be a post dat was posted at werk!

*runs off to lift da rite eyelid of Mr. F - da "owner" of Bread***k

okie.. dats it.. thanx! *lame*.. nw bk to mundane werk.. sigh..

ps. oh oh.. i sorted out da "time" thingy all by myself juz nw.. at werk! hah! *beams wif pride*

Good Morning, Bad Dream!!

as i can figure out hw to switch da date and time settings on dis blog.. i will announce dat it is officially 6:53am sillypore time!! oh my gawd.. i cant believe im up dis early blogging.. or rather.. blogging before im off to werk.. i tell u.. i juz had a reali REALI scary dream!! scary to da extent dat i woke up waeee before my alarm rang.. waeee before my dad leaves fer his usual golf practice at 6:45am, etc.. omg!! sooo scary!!

okok.. lemme dictate wad i dreamt of.. some parts i will skip becoz of "da nature of dis blog" yadayadayada.. wahhahaa! no la.. its not R21.. its juz redundant.. anihws.. part of da LONG (hint: dun read if boss is ard coz not enuff time!) dream goes like dis..

dis "guy" i noe sends me to dis grand shopping mall somewhere somewhere to meet my frens.. it had a strange parking lot, diff to park cranks and stuff.. hmm.. aft parking, we went to a pet shop where live cat foetuses were sold!! u noe hw dey look like newborn rats?? yah.. it was like.. 1mm long only! i was apparently in KL (or Dubai!) wif frens like hao, nia, jin, yi, etc.. we were suppose to celebrate my gunglue - fid's bdae.. so we all met up in her nice hotel room before departing fer dinner.. upon arriving in da hotel room n meeting wif fid, my "guy" fren became baby (adriell)! heh..

*Real life: my hp juz rang.. baby so swit to give me a morning call.. wah.. chuppie, u long life! we were juz toking bout uu!!*

cont.. wad i rem was when my frens and their various halves saw me, dey kept silent bt gave me looks dat said, "wah! y u put on so much weight?!".. onli fid n baby din reveal dat expression.. anihws.. even tho i was reali upset and disturbed by dat.. we still made our wae down fer dinner at dis huge cosy area in da shopping mall dat had swensons-like decor.. da magnitude was like a print-screen of "hosp tycoon".. hehe..

*Real life: damn! one red rash juz popped out on my rite elbow.. muz be triggered by my violent, fast and furious typing and recollection of "events"!!*

cont.. all of em sat emselves at da table (in total bout 15+ pple) and i hadda squeeze past all of em to get to my seat inside.. okie.. fanny (jtes) juz appeared at da table too..?? i tried lifting my calves up super high so i cld slide across to get to my seat inside.. but i could not.. i was too fat.. it gt soo bad my frens started "tsking" when dey had to make wae fer me to cross.. i gt even more super demoralised and damn rejected.. sigh.. *sad*

Fast ferward a few more screenshots and it would be i was stuck in a toilet bowl in fid's hotel BEDroom toiletbowl.. yes.. IN da actual bedroom.. as usual.. becoz im too fat.. i spoilt da toilet.. it cld not flush.. dere were all sorts of "pollution" everywhere.. if u noe wad i mean.. its like damn gross la.. *pukes*.. and i called dis plumber to come repair it.. bt he conned me and din fix da toiletbowl properly.. so it was flushing at a super slow speed.. hmm.. gross.. da reason he gave on y da tolietbowl was not flushing properly is oso becoz.. yes.. i was too fat.. *rolls eyeballs*

da BIG BOTTOMline (pun intended).. i tink its time i went on a "fruit-fast" (as bo benny calls it).. betta start revamping my (hot!) bod and revert it back to its former glory before da possession of da 200 pounds beauty begins!! *wails and runs off to get ready fer werk*

07:27

Back for more..

Okie dokie.. im back fer more hardcore blogging oredi.. dats soon rite? hehe.. well, let's juz wait and cee hw long is blogging phase will last k? hahaha! =P

Had sooo much to pen down juz nw in da shower, but nw.. nada. hmm.. maybe its coz i wasnt able to change my profile piccie fer da last 15 mins!! stoopid wadeva..

*Paws at an innocent looking red dot on my knee..*

ARGH.. let's juz be impromptu la..

from my horrible, terrible, life-threatening (not literally la!) one week rash epidemic, i've realized several reality facts bout myself..

1. diseased skin is ugly. SERIOUSLY DISGUSTINGLY UGLY.
2. i will ALWAYS be hit by a wave of nausea everytime i laid eyes on my ruined skin.
3. i was sooo wrong to have tot i fancied leopard prints.
4. life can be so frail at times, so dun ever take da blessings in life fer granted.
5. its nice to have someone tink ur still beautiful (or hot!) even tho ur measled.
6. it takes very lil to boost.. or shatter my ego.
7. i hate da rippling effect of goosebumps on my pimply skin.
8. office work piles up at an impressive rate when you're on mc for just ONE day.
9. i will always be on a guilt trip when i dun turn up for work.
10. office drinking water is poisonous.

Erm.. Re-Introduction..??

First post in my new "other" blog..

*1 minute has past*.. hmm.. its gonna take awhile for me to return to my previous poetry-sprouting glory.. but i'll try la huh? hehe..

well well.. wad sld i sae first? hmm.. okok.. got it! lemme make some dedications first.. heh..=P

i gotta acknowledge Mister Bo Benny and Queen Moss Dom for da come-back of my blogging daes.. hahaha.. coz dere are SOME (read: 2) pple who are interested (read: KAYPO) in my daily life.. hahahaha.. *i can sense some eye-rolling somewhere somewhere oredi.. heh..*

hope new words will magically appear as this blogs ages wif me.. so.. hmm.. well.. here goes nutting!

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