as i can figure out hw to switch da date and time settings on dis blog.. i will announce dat it is officially 6:53am sillypore time!! oh my gawd.. i cant believe im up dis early blogging.. or rather.. blogging before im off to werk.. i tell u.. i juz had a reali REALI scary dream!! scary to da extent dat i woke up waeee before my alarm rang.. waeee before my dad leaves fer his usual golf practice at 6:45am, etc.. omg!! sooo scary!!
okok.. lemme dictate wad i dreamt of.. some parts i will skip becoz of "da nature of dis blog" yadayadayada.. wahhahaa! no la.. its not R21.. its juz redundant.. anihws.. part of da LONG (hint: dun read if boss is ard coz not enuff time!) dream goes like dis..
dis "guy" i noe sends me to dis grand shopping mall somewhere somewhere to meet my frens.. it had a strange parking lot, diff to park cranks and stuff.. hmm.. aft parking, we went to a pet shop where live cat foetuses were sold!! u noe hw dey look like newborn rats?? yah.. it was like.. 1mm long only! i was apparently in KL (or Dubai!) wif frens like hao, nia, jin, yi, etc.. we were suppose to celebrate my gunglue - fid's bdae.. so we all met up in her nice hotel room before departing fer dinner.. upon arriving in da hotel room n meeting wif fid, my "guy" fren became baby (adriell)! heh..
*Real life: my hp juz rang.. baby so swit to give me a morning call.. wah.. chuppie, u long life! we were juz toking bout uu!!*
cont.. wad i rem was when my frens and their various halves saw me, dey kept silent bt gave me looks dat said, "wah! y u put on so much weight?!".. onli fid n baby din reveal dat expression.. anihws.. even tho i was reali upset and disturbed by dat.. we still made our wae down fer dinner at dis huge cosy area in da shopping mall dat had swensons-like decor.. da magnitude was like a print-screen of "hosp tycoon".. hehe..
*Real life: damn! one red rash juz popped out on my rite elbow.. muz be triggered by my violent, fast and furious typing and recollection of "events"!!*
cont.. all of em sat emselves at da table (in total bout 15+ pple) and i hadda squeeze past all of em to get to my seat inside.. okie.. fanny (jtes) juz appeared at da table too..?? i tried lifting my calves up super high so i cld slide across to get to my seat inside.. but i could not.. i was too fat.. it gt soo bad my frens started "tsking" when dey had to make wae fer me to cross.. i gt even more super demoralised and damn rejected.. sigh.. *sad*
Fast ferward a few more screenshots and it would be i was stuck in a toilet bowl in fid's hotel BEDroom toiletbowl.. yes.. IN da actual bedroom.. as usual.. becoz im too fat.. i spoilt da toilet.. it cld not flush.. dere were all sorts of "pollution" everywhere.. if u noe wad i mean.. its like damn gross la.. *pukes*.. and i called dis plumber to come repair it.. bt he conned me and din fix da toiletbowl properly.. so it was flushing at a super slow speed.. hmm.. gross.. da reason he gave on y da tolietbowl was not flushing properly is oso becoz.. yes.. i was too fat.. *rolls eyeballs*
da BIG BOTTOMline (pun intended).. i tink its time i went on a "fruit-fast" (as bo benny calls it).. betta start revamping my (hot!) bod and revert it back to its former glory before da possession of da 200 pounds beauty begins!! *wails and runs off to get ready fer werk*
07:27
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chu poor thingy uu..
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