Sunday, September 30, 2007
My First LV Bag
my dad and aunt wanted to get some stuff fr LV, and my parents wanted to get some transactions on their new robinsons card.. well.. dey wun normally spend on luxury gds.. and i dun tink LV is havin a sale or wad.. so i tink it muz be some "happie dae thingy" where everyone wishes to splurge.. tehe.. and who was to noe dat an hr aft i awoke.. i had gotten my 1st LV bag.. its da same one moss dom has - the never full bag.. wah.. nv felt my palms sweat, heart ache, suffering fr an unknown feeling of high-ness, plus intense breathing when purchasing a bag before.. but heck! i love it.. and supposedly.. its "out of stock" fer da public? a friggin' long four months wait can! =D
i oredi told baby dat i wun be expecting anithingy LESS fer a bag fr nw on.. wahhahaha! *evil laughter*
aftwards q a fair bit of damage to my dad, aunt and me.. more damage was done shopping at Robinsons, Centrepoint.. i cldnt bear to spend animore money.. coz it was like bye bye to nearly half of my one mth's salary in less den 60 mins.. so i waited and watched da clock as my dad and mom went to try out some clothes.. dey muz haf struck lottery or sumtingy.. hahaha.. coz in less den 45 mins, dey had gotten a grand total of 8 shirts and 5 pants or sumtingy! oh oh! i finally found da ans to where i haf gotten my spending / shopping habits fr.. blame da family genes!
oh yah.. before i ferget.. i saw a man shower in public yest.. hmm.. okok.. maybe to him.. he was showering in private at da construction site.. but fr da top floor of centrepoint.. anione who wasnt short-sighted cld cee him showering in his full glory.. eeks! i told my mom when she came outta da changing rm of wad i saw, and she was clearly disgusted at wad she saw tew.. =P
We den made our wae to Far East so my mom n i cld get our nails done.. it was clearly a taitai dae.. tehe.. it was my mom's first official mani and pedi.. and nw.. we haf matching flowers drawn on our cute big toes and thumbs.. tehe.. i even treated my mom to a luxurious hand-and-feet spa treatment.. her bdae's coming up mah.. tehe.. it was great to catch up wif her on a lazy sundae.. and i noe dere'll be more daes like dis coming up in da future.. she said she's addicted to da pampering oredi.. haha!
yay! no werk tmr! hope bo benny and moss dom dun miss me tew much.. =D
I am a Brazilian Virgin
aft lunch and a few hugs, i went wif da other 3 daredevils fer my virgin "brazilian".. omg.. man does it hurt..! okieeee.. im wimpy.. so even tho da pain level is still bearable.. im gonna whimper and whine bout it la.. coz it reali hurt at dat pt of time.. *owwww*.. To da gals like sim mi lai and ah joyce, who can regularly go fer dis.. i applaud u.. and eileen.. tsk tsk tsk.. i cant believe u'd be joinin their gang tew.. hahaha.. amazing women u three are.. wahahhaa.. =P
aniwaes.. baby was grumpy grumpy at 4:30pm coz he waited fer me since 3pm.. and he'd rather be hm revising instead.. MR. GOM.. =P.. and fer dinner.. his mom treated us to a hearty "zi cha" meal.. yummylicious! =D
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Last LAN and ANADA long weekend!!
speaking of games.. initially, baby n i will onli be meeting tmr as he has to rush his proj and revision fr wed to fri.. but since benson will be "closing" his lan shop as of 1st oct.. we wenta lan fer da "laz" time and todae became da "saddest" dae of lan ever.. fer me dat is.. jerric, who was said to not be dere dat nite, oso came in da end.. so we all hadda lil 3v3 and 3v4.. so aft werk.. i took a cab hm to change and rushed out to pick baby.. his mom has prepared da best "braised meat", complete wif rice, soup and veggies, etc. to make a delicious take-awae dinner.. juz fer me! tehe.. *xing fu de nu ren shi zui fei de* =P
*oh yah.. baby juz reminded me dat i was v v v pissed and emo earlier near 5+pm.. and its coz of some stuff dat happened at werk.. and i dun wish to recall on it.. blahhh.. shoo! be gone nw u!*
aniwaes.. at lan, we discussed bout da possibilities and probabilities.. wad were we to do on future fridaes.. wad plans lies in da future.. etc.. i nv knew benson was sucha talented "producer-person".. i mean, he played some of his tracks and baby n i were like.. "whoa.. dats reali kewl stuff u listen to on CDs you buy fr HMV..".. all da best to him fer his future endeavors!
oh yah.. hehe.. da funny part was when da nex person taking over da shop dropped by fer a lil visit wif his china gf.. at 11+pm i mite add.. wonder wad dey were planning to do.. tehe.. da dude's expression was somewad priceless when he lifted da shutters wif his lil plump arms and saw 6 guys and 1 girl stare bk at him.. tehe.. dunnoe who was joking aftwards dat da dude prob went like, "baobei.. lemme show you sumtingy special.." in hope of a SATISFYING OOH-AHH-FEST.. onli to cee dat his dark, secluded den was oredi occupied wif young pple.. tehe.. so in da end.. he locked themselves up in da "music room" and periodically he wld play da piano.. wahahhaa.. yesss.. we all noe dat he had planned to charm her wif his piano-playing skills.. tehe.. but den again.. dere were lil breaks of silence tew.. hmm.. maybe his fingers took a walk across anada "instrument" elsewhere.. wahahahahaha! *mean*
ah well.. gonna end here oredi.. dis post is long enuff fer tonite.. plus i haf werk in 3 hrs.. sigh.. no slp again.. oh well.. nitey nite ya all.. =)
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
KTV again..
*sobs*
and it sucked.. fer me at least.. coz i cannot sing Angela Zhang's "NOT PAIN" aka Zhang Shao Han's "Bu Tong"!! hmmph.. bu tong (not pain) meh? i tink its v de tong (v painful) lor.. =(.. to tink when ah nia was singing wif her falsetto in KL when we saw da makin of the mtv on da telly.. i was boasting to her dat i will be able to reach it.. no sweat! and now i stand defeated.. against dat same screamy vid.. and da stoopid mic! haiz.. its a damn sad nite.. *sobs*
Before ktv.. i hadda go hm fer some reunion dinner thingy fer da mid-autumn festival.. my mom showed me da swit side of her by showing approval with her graciousness, generosity and concern.. =D
Tip of da dae:
- Look for 2 types of RED colored fruits, and eat 7 pieces each!
- Eat Beef!
- Gobble down yummy "hua gu" = Mushrooms!
- Force down some pomelo too!
May we huat (read: prosper!) all da waeeee.. hoohoo! =D
Sunday, September 23, 2007
My Great LONG Weekend!
since i onli reached hm during da wee hrs on both morns (read: 4am onwards).. i was slping when dr. called me fr bintan at 2pm todae.. well, even if i was awake.. i will not ans coz it is aft all my lazy sundae.. and in case he and no. 2 forgt (as alwaes).. i dun work weekends.. dey can always afford to wait a few more hrs before ceeing my face again.. =)
nw nw.. wad do i hafto look ferward to dis coming wk?.. hmm.. i tink ktv is on dis tue nite.. but den again.. wo ai juz said she has to meet her classmates dat nite.. so it mite be postponed to da wk aft or so.. oso.. dere's dis event dats goin on in da canadian association dat i hafto be at on wed nite.. and fri nite will be lan.. followed by a KIV lunch meeting wif some of my colleagues before april flies off on sun.. baby's gonna be bzbz wif his sch werk and stuff dis week.. sigh.. but i guess its gonna be a bzbz week fer me as usual.. well.. lets hope i can squeeze in some gym too (dun waste my mini-workout laz thurs mah!).. i reali hope to strut my stuff in my bikini again!! wahahhahaa! dun wanna be an eyesore to my neighbours mah! hahahaa.. *grinz*
oh yah.. gotta give some bdae shoutouts dis sept.. a happie bdae to zhiyi (todae) and happie belated bdae to wo ai (yest).. may all ur dreams come true! =)
before my weekend ends.. i betta call baby nw so we can play some DOTA.. tehe.. i wanna try my "faerie dragon" character again before goin fer lan dis fri.. tehe.. haffa great week ahead to all of us, ya all!!
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Good Morning!
To start off.. HAPPIE 1.5 YEARS ANNIVERSARY to Baby and Me!! =D.. so fast time flies when ur happie.. heh.. da onli regret i haf in dis r/s is.. hw we allowed ME to put on da ten kilos! =P.. well.. i'll be goin to da gym tmr.. and i have been on salad at least one meal a dae fer da past week.. so.. wish me luck! *wen said i lost abit of weight.. so YAY! i love u.. but u still gotta return me my M***Y!! =P*
secondly.. fr da beginning of dis week.. a certain colleague of mine has been pissing da shite outta me! its like.. you're nice and everythingy.. but seriously.. ur one lazy piece of lard! fr da time he started werk (yes.. hes theoretically my junior!).. every single time he has to submit his werk to me.. he has been taking his own swit time.. coming up wif various excuses in an ANGRY, IMPATIENT "you are wasting my time" tone.. oh pls.. hw dare u gimme dat wasting ur time shite?? u wun even be doin anitingy if i din call u in da 1st place! argh.. worse still.. when i try da softer approach by joking wif him dat if i dun get his werk.. i cant start on mine.. and i'll get scolded by boss.. he'll genuinely joke back to me dat he will onli do it later coz hes bz nw! wtf.. bz wif? batting ur eyelashes?? scratching ur butt??
I have come across tooo many of his excuses dat i can oredi predict wad he'll sae each time i ask him fer his werk..
1. I dun haf time to do.. very bz wif customers todae.. *slams down his fone*
2. Huh?! wad do u wan me to do?! *i'll waste time explainin to him in detail wad needs to be done*.. oh.. liddat onli ar?! den since we noe oredi.. y do i still needa do it, huh? hahaha..
3. Huh?! wad u wanna discuss? *i'll explain to him da topic and come up wif MY suggestions*.. oh.. yah.. okie lor.. we'll follow wad u sae.. *i'll ask him to contribute his ideas*.. hmm.. i tink ur ideas are okie.. maybe juz add a lil blah here.. and a lil twinkle dere.. can oredi.. *i'll be shocked at his idiot-ness at pointing out WU LIAO, MINUTE and INSIGNIFICANT thingys! ie. THINGS WE OREDI NOE!!*
4. Huh? wad do u wan? *i'll tell him wad boss wans him to do in detail, as usual*.. huh.. aiya.. since u noe oredi.. den y dun u do it?
5. Wait ar.. gimme a min ar.. *he flutters off to do some WU LIAO, TIME-WASTING CHORE like ruffling da garbage bag fer some sound effect or sumtingy.. onli to return 5 mins later*
im like soo pissed tinking bout it nw.. plus dis is not ALL.. still gt somemore.. juz dat i dun haf time to write all out.. argh! stoop! one more recent incident dat happened reali pissed me off to da ultimate!! hes soo freakin lazy!! bo benny summarized it rather well in mandarin.. "YAO SI LE.. JIU YI QI SI.." which translates to "he noe he confirm die oredi.. so he'll drag EVERYBODY down into the sea/desert/volcano to DIE WIF HIM!!" *blood boils over 100 degrees and spew outta my brain-cap*
hmm.. but maybe i sldnt be soo pissed at him la.. aft all.. hes one of my colleague's bf.. so i sld be nicer.. if not my DAT colleague will get angry at me.. sorrie ar, B* B*N*Y.. i din mean to insult ur beloved butterfly.. =)
more updates soon! still gotta recap on wad Dr. said at his laz min meeting da nite before.. plus stuff bout no. 2!! omg.. i hate it dat my life revolves around werk.. sigh.. SMILE, MOSS DOM!! Hope ur feeling betta todae.. *bigg hugs* =D
byee.. im off to prepare fer werk! werking da 10am-7pm shift before baby picks me up to go fer nice yummilicious nite! tehe.. =D
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Winter's over..??
..spring arrives again..??
ever since my laz post bout da monster in my office.. surprisingly.. or maybe not sooo surprisingly (since dis scene has been re-enacted before).. she seemed to haf turned over a new leaf of some sorts.. her words nw are da complete opposite of wad was spewed outta her evil lips juz 12 hrs ago.. she has a much gentler disposition.. laffs at da lamest jokes.. and even spoke bout her interests and family in a very engaging manner..!! or yah.. not to ferget.. juz da nex morn aft i wrote my prev post.. when i arrived in da office.. she sprang outta nowhere from behind me, and greeted me with an affectionate hug-kinda-squeeze ard my shoulders (she did it todae too.. i tink.. 3 times!!)!! omggg.. i was flabbergasted.. i was speechless.. completely stunned fer words.. i tot to myself.. "dun be fooled.. shes prob nice nw.. but im sure she'll show her true colors later.." i waited fer dat nasty attack from her.. but in a blink of an eye.. da dae was nearly over.. and no nasty attack!! hmm..
well well.. todae was even worseee.. she spent a gd 20 mins tokin to me about a secret trip shes planning.. plus her past experiences working da hard life (wif no money la!).. and fer da most part of it.. i felt dat she was genuinely nice.. and noeing da softie side of me.. i bought it and m nw feeling shitty fer wad i posted previously.. sighhh..
im sucha loser.. argh! nw off to bed fer a "pity-myself" nap!
Thursday, September 13, 2007
when i come undone.. i am done.
rite fr da beginning.. up till da ending..
i left wifout sayin a word.. not to da monster.. not to my frens.. sigh..
i am mentally and emotionally done.
its scary to noe hw affected i m deep within.. i noe da frustrations, disbelief and fears.. yet im unable to release da emotions and pent-up anger wif tears dat used to flow soo easily.. and dis spells trouble..
i have not cried over werk fer months.. one of my colleagues even hadda assure me dat aft i cool down and let it all out when im hm, i'd be bk to normal.. i even received a "friendship" sms fr him, which i appreciate, of coz.. well, i am hm nw.. and i am cool.. but i am unable let em all out.. i wonder if its coz im completely numb nw..
my parents asked me bout my "bad dae" over dinner.. of coz dey knew sumtingy was not rite wif their princess when i sat thru da entire car ride in mute mode.. my dad even had to turn bk a few times juz to make sure i hadnt faint fr hunger (i ate chickie salad fer lunch), or was accidentally flung outta da car when it was in motion.. all i remembered saying was.. "she's crazee todae.. i wanna quit..".. my dad was shocked and wanted me to repeat myself.. but ultimately, he gave a resigned sigh when i ignored his request.. surprisingly.. he did not sae anitingy else.. perhaps he too, realize dat it is time fer departure..
baby feels dat if i m no longer learning anitingy on da job.. i sld seek greener pastures.. im nearly 1.5yrs on da job, and despite da several monetary increments, i have not received as much autonomy in decision making as i noe i am capable of.. i perpetually have werk left undone becoz i have to constantly wait.. Wait.. and WAIT.. waiting fer da monster to finish all her complaining, fickle-minded decision making, temperamental outbursts, wasting all our precious time on her microscopic management style.. focusing on manipulating people.. tinking up long-winded and redundant excuses made up of fake lies, openly practicing escapism wif da endless phone calls and meetings.........
tok bout prioritizing, being professional, organized.. and responsible.. dis are all da traits u try to instill in me (and ur staff).. but unfortunately, u r not a blardy gd example to follow.. u lack so terribly in dis traits urself and i can freakin list tens of examples under each of the "good" traits u lack.. so wad if u haf XX no. of yrs of experience?? quantity does not equate to quality.. tink bout da no. of staff dat has left da company due to ur authoritative and measly existence.. if dat is proof dat ur da "great" boss u tink u r.. tink again.. in case u haf not learnt dis.. u may be wrong.. in fact, more times den u've ever admitted..
sigh.. hw i wish i haf da balls to sae all dis to u in frnt of ur face.. maybe i'll print dis out and submit it when i tender.. aft all, i reali dun tink i'd ever cee u again aft i leave..
SIGH.. if onli it wasnt dis hard to bid farewell to da best comrades and friends i haf wif me nw.. battling against our common enemy dae in, dae out.. becoz of u.. we are miserable everydae.. you reali are a microscopic bacteria..
All above all.. YOU SUCK. (and i hope u realize.. and ADMIT dat somedae.)
the MONSTER at my workplace!!
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Happie 25th Bdae, Bo Benny!

Todae, we celebrated Kenny's bdae at werk.. we had a waeee-too-sweet choc truffles cake.. *cough*.. guess my chickie salad diet has gone to waste.. heh.. dear Si Mi Lai was v v v swit tew.. switer den da cake! wahhahaa.. 1st thingy in da morn.. before anyone was officially awake at werk.. she especially created an exclusive Si Mi Lai Milo Godzilla fer da bdae boy! it was a super bigg glass lor! tink she brought down like a Hoegarden beer mug i tink.. wahahhaa.. ooi Bo Benny.. "Fei Si Ni Ah!!" wahahaha.. aniwaes.. pity i din get to take a piccie.. coz i was too gan cheong trying to cover up fer Si Mi Lai dat i fergt! ahhhh! dat presentation was realli neat.. complete wif a matching colored spoon and straw.. *pretty*.. being one of the onli guys at werk.. Bo Benny certainly is damn pampered lor! fereva getting all da attention.. *hmmph* .. wif a supposedly "valid" reason somemore.. wah biangz.. unfair.. =P
Our "Smile, Baby!" Photo Contest is a successful blast! more den 35 registrants signed up within one week.. and it was like chaos da whole dae todae coz da emails kept pouring in! but at least.. dats betta den having no participants la hor! hehe..
oh well.. as im getting slpyslpy.. juz wanna give a bigg shoutout to Mister Bo Benny..
Happie happie bdae, manatee!! Yes.. u r a quarter century old oredi.. so stop acting sissy hor! like wad u always sae.. BE A MAN, DO DA RITE THINGY! wahahhaa.. oh yah.. dat reminds me.. becoming one yr older also signifies da time fer change.. hehe.. keep to da promises u promised urself hor.. hehehe.. if not, i'll tell u U SUCK tmr!! Juz before da clock strikes 12 midnite.. ur mentos here juz wanna wish you.. May all ur wildest goals and WETTEST dreams come true! and hope u get a biggg, fat increment! =D
Sunday, September 9, 2007
My Sunday Thoughts Before the Monday Blues Arrive..
an old fren juz msged me on msn earlier.. oh, in fact.. we're still tokin nw.. coz she juz msged me again.. =P.. was toking bout our love lives and stuff.. and i juz rem.. adriell did not technically ask me to be his gf..? it was more like a.. "hmm.. i tink i wanna try dis r/s thingy out wif u..".. diaoz..
So... since im tokin to him on da fone nw.. i asked him to ask me officially! wahahah.. yah... lame i noe.. but wad da heck.. it has to be official rite! tehe.. =P.. so in da middle of his harvest-mooning and milking of MALE cows (i assume dey were male coz dey were moo-ing v v v v v loudly! like in pain liddat! wahahhaa! female cows sldnt feel pain when being milked rite? eh.. maybe dey do.. like hw mothers feel when breastfeeding.. ar.. oh nvm.. da cows sounded v manly to me la! hehe..).. he managed to squeak, "welll.. i was juz wondering.. wld u be my gf?".. and of coz.. as expected.. i said, "yes!"
Anada tot juz skidded past my brain a mo' ago.. i realize dat i dun reali take much piccies nwadaes.. or rather.. my frenster and stuff has been q stagnant.. no updated piccies and stuff.. i guess i reali sld scoot my butt to da gym soon.. i haf far too many clothes dat i cant fit dat is stuffed in my oredi packed wardrobe.. shee wld prob be v happie coz i can give her all my nice, too tite clothes.. but no! i will not give u my clothes (except da old, dirty, out of fashion ones)!! wahahhaa.. no la.. joking (not!)..
so nw i tink i will make anada resolution fer myself.. hmm.. i will try to lose weight by goin to da gym.. oh shucks! i've oredi made sucha resolution!! arghhhh! ar okok.. i will try to lose weight by eating less and try to.. nono.. i WILL go to da gym at least once a week.. Everyone whom i will meet aft werk on weekdaes.. pls DO NOT FORCE ME TO EAT.. unless im reali hungry, of coz.. tehe.. =P.. when i lose da weight.. i will put up my "before and after" piccies so we can all cee da difference! hehe.. i cant wait to go tanning again.. im suppose to be a tanned chick.. not a white chicken, rite gunglue? wahahhaa..
well.. wish me luck in sticking to my resolutions!! fer da record.. i've onli kept to da "beauty regime" one and da "be nice to one stranger a dae" one.. ahh.. bummer.. adr juz called me "suku", so im gonna go "scold" him oredi.. tehe.. nitey nite all! *bigg hugs*
My Adriell.. =)
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Hadda longgg dae at werk dis weekend.. am glad dat it was a successful event and i had tons of fun while at it!! Congrats to Dr. and his Mrs.. as well as all of us who made it possible!! =)
WARNING: DON'T READ IF YOU'RE PRONE TO BEING ATTACKED BY GOOSEBUMPS. THE PICTURE ABOVE ALREADY HINTED THAT SOME PRETTY IRKISH WORDS HAVE BEEN PENNED DOWN BELOW.. DON'T READ IF YOU CANNOT TAKE IT AR..
Had not been able to spend much time wif Baby dis week.. we've both been reali busy wif our own work / studies.. and by da end of da dae.. i'd be tired and moody (read: OTs).. and realiiiii slpy (and by reali slpy.. i mean REALLLLLLLLLY SLEEPY).. hmm.. an example wld be our long chats at nite depleting to mere 10 mins grumblings on my part, before i drift off to slumber..
Well.. to keep dis short and swit.. i wanna sae hw truly thankful and blessed i m to have my Adriell wif me.. fer loving me more den he loves himself.. fer constantly giving in to my princessy demands, and at times, neglecting his own fun to accomodate my unreasonable thinking.. i cannot imagine not having him by my side each dae.. listening to me whine and shriek (i dunnnoe y but yes, i do shriek.. err.. and rather loudly, in fact..) without complaints.. and letting me take out my anger and frustration on him willingly.. i dun tink i will ever find anione else who is as loving, caring and amazing as dis guardian angel of mine.. and fer dis.. i wanna sae, "i love u, baby.. and i hope u will stickwitme tew.."
Friday, September 7, 2007
Surprising Positivity
thingys started off bad.. drifted off to a lil on da gd side after lunch.. and ended bad.. well.. tok bout OT.. its reali sian.. coz u reach hm and slp.. and when u wake up.. u cee ur office again.. fer nw.. its like 8 more hrs to werk.. omg.. *arghh*
aniwaes.. q a fair bit of stuff happened todae.. took alot of piccies of bo benny and his new fren, Ko Kenny.. whom I INTRODUCED.. tehe.. suppose to do up a piccie collage but my eyes are killing me nw.. *SLPY*.. nitey nite all! *biggie huggies*
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Happie KTV Daes are hereeee again! =D
Can't believe i made it thru da dae wif barely 3+ hours of slp! hohoho.. im slpyslpy nw.. so.. gonna head to bed soon! =D
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Today's Phone Calls..
i was experiencing a near-completely happie dae at werk todae.. da dae past by not too fast.. but it wasnt dat slow either.. boss was outta da office most of da time aniwaes.. so we were left pretty much alone fer most part of da dae.. stayed ot till nearly 8ish wif bo benny.. trying to rush out da baby photo contest mechanics.. i was pretty optimistic.. while bo benny was "arghhh-ing" silently in his dusty corner.. tehe.. coz no. 2 was being an ass.. wahahhaa! hope he gets his well-deserved increment!
"KU KU BA DU KU".. yupz.. dats da word i learnt fr moss dom todae.. hehehee.. funny.. =P
oh yah.. toking bout dat reminds me of da 2.5 stoopid patients i spoke to dis morn! wah piangz..
Patient Story 1 feat. Miss P (daughter) and Mrs P (mother)
(Conversation in strong tamil accent)
Me: Gd morn..
Miss P: Hello.. hold on please! *shuffles*
Me: *sian*
Mrs P: Hello.. hold on please! *speaks to Miss P in the bkgrd*
Me: *sighs loudly and rolls eyes*
Mrs P: Hello.. yes.. im Miss P's mom.. we are goin bk to i*dia tmr nite.. so i need Dr. to write a report..
Me: Ok sure.. but ur onli coming in fer a follow up check tmr rite? so da report can onli be prepared aft ur visit..
Mrs P: Wad?! nonono.. u tell dr.. i onli need da file.. i dun da report..
Me: Huh? erm.. da file is da report.. and fer Dr. to write it requires time.. plus he can onli write u da report aft da visit tmr..
Mrs P: NONONO... u tell dr to finish da file before da visit tmr.. tell him dun needa write all of da report.. juz write on 1 paper or 2 paper.. dun needa write on long paper!
Me: ... *diaoz*.. but u have not seen dr.. hw can he write u da report before ceeing u?
Mrs P: juz tell him to write on 1 paper or 2 paper.. dun need him to finish da whole report.. i juz wan da file.. so he juz write on 1 paper or 2 paper.. not long paper.. so i can bring da paper bk to india..
Me: *wtf*.. Okieee SUREEE! BYEEEEE!
Mrs P: ok thk u.
Me: *slams da fone down*
WAH PIANGZZZ.. I WRITE FER U ON ONE TISSUE PAPER.. WAN?!?!?!?!!
Patient Story 2 feat. Miss H
(conversation in broken Mandarin)
Me: Gd morn..
Miss H: Gd morn.. i wan to register..
Me: err? u mean u wan an appointment?
Miss H: yes.. i wan to register for this fri..
Me: sorry but dis fri is fully booked.. my earliest appt is nex thurs..
Miss H: hmm.. hw bout sat?
Me: sorry.. but we're closed dis sat.. my earliest appt is nex thurs..
Miss H: hmm.. ok.. wad bout dis fri? i can make it anitime dis fri.. even laz appt oso can..
Me: *grrrr*.. sorry but dis fri we're fully booked fer da whole dae.. and sat we're closed..
Miss H: Nooooooo... plsssss... Call dr. NOW to put me in on fri.. im fr ind*nesia and dr. wans to cee me too..
Me: *sarcastic* im sorry.. i cant CALL dr nw becoz hes performing surgery..
Miss H: Nooooooo.. plssssss... u call him and tell him to give me an appt fer one person on fri... plssssss... help meeeeeeee....
Me: im sorry.. i cant.. dr has given orders not to overbook his appts.. i cant give u dat date.. but i can offer u our earliest appt on..
Miss H: *rudely interupts* Nooooo... plssssss help meeee... i will call u later.. i wan u to CALL dr NOW to tell him to give me an appt... plssssss...
Me: *frustrated* ok.. u can call me later.. but i still dun tink u will get an appt on fri! *angry*
Miss H: Noooooo... i will call u later and u will give me an appt.....
Me: NO. *feeling damn murderous*
Miss H: ..u nv call dr hw u noe i cannot haf an appt?
Me: *grrrrr* OK. call me later. *pauses* BUT U STILL WUN GET AN APPT. BYE!
Miss H: ok i call u later. Bye!
Me: *slams down da fone*
SIAO TING TONG!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *SCREAMS*
ARGH! AND U TINK DERE ARE NO KUKUBADUKUS AROUND?! TALK ABOUT DRAMA, MAN!
gonna go ktv wif wo ai and baby tmr nite.. whee.. so excited! long time nv sing wif her oredi.. cant wait! tink she cant wait tew.. hehe.. =)
Monday, September 3, 2007
My Pink PSP
dis is officially my 17th hour playing harvest moon (girl) on my psp since 24 hrs bk.. help!
Da Profile
Name: Jasmine (lil blond gal)
Farm: Rainbow Farm
Dog: Hime
Chickens: Henny1, Henny2, Henny3, Henny4, Henny5
Sheep: Woolly1
Cow: Milkey1
Boys: Cliff (I wanna marry you!), Kai and Grey
its autumn and hime is wearing a cute red ribbon.. hee.. sooo cutie.. *huggs* =)
Epic Quote
"We have been conditioned to paint the picture that speaks a thousand words..
BUT since we can't paint for nuts..
WE SPEAK THE THOUSAND WORDS!!"
wahahaha.. lets cee dis quote go down in history, man.. YAM SENG!! =D
ps. anada example.. tehee.. courtesy of pinochio's scene in shrek 3:
Pastor: Adriell, will you take Jasmine to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Adriell: I do. *beams wif serious pride*
Pastor: Jasmine, will you take Adriell to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Jasmine: ... Wellll... there could be a possibility that blahblahblah...
Adriell: *blinks and gulps in disbelief*
Jasmine: ..but on the contrary.. blahblahblah..
Adriell: *sweats and tugs on his bow*
Jasmine: ..and that will come to the conclusion of yes, i do.. =)
Adriell: *faints*
WAHAHAHAHAAAAA... JUST JOKING, BABY! *love love*
Saturday, September 1, 2007
The Aftermath of Rash
havin been made to shuffle onli from werk to home fer an entire week.. i had more den my fair share of reflection-time from evening to night.. sitting in front of my mirror, crying.. nono.. wailing my eyes out bout da plight i was in.. i questioned myself over and over.. "was dis retribution fer poking fun at a fat girl?".. "does karma reali exist?"..
Anywhooo.. I made some resolutions laz.. hmm.. wed? was suppose to blog it immediately since i was soo hyped up bout it den.. hahahaa.. yah yah.. predictably.. i've lost my enthu oredi la..!! but juz fer da record dat i DID set some "life-changing" resolutions dat i'd still try to keep to.. here dey are (not in order of imptance): *as i wasnt suppose to tell "refer to my blog" to adriell.. i was forced to read em out to him dere and den.. and he made some comments dat i will add in.. juz fer fun!*
1. Be nice to ONE stranger per dae.. Slowly increase da number to two.. (Adr: Nono.. u muz oso add in "Only can be grumpy ONCE a dae".. coz rem when u were sooo pissed dat whole dae? its v bad fer ur health, u noe!)
2. Drink at least 3 cups of WATER each dae.. (Adr: Nononoooo! u hafto drink at least 5!!) .. okie.. i'll drink at least 5 cups of water.. =)
3. Only permitted to stay out late twice a week.. one on weekdaes.. one on weekends.. i needa reduce my eyebags and dark circles! (Adr: HUH!! LIDDAT WHERE CAN?! DEN LIDDAT WE DUN NEEDA WATCH MOVIE ON WEEKDAES OREDI LAAA!!) .. okokieee.. THRICE a week.. so we can watch movie tew..! (Adr:.. yay! =D)
4. To sweat it out (ie. EXER-FRIGGIN'-CISE) at least once a week..... (Adr: You sure?!) ..Ooi! (Adr:... *stoopid grinz*)
5. Keep to my daily beauty regime to maintain skin clarity and rosy-ness! (Adr:.. Ahh.. okie.. dis one okie.. hehe..)
Hoohoo.. fer nw.. these resolutions onli tahan-ed fer 1.5 daes.. wahahhaaa! die liaoz la liddat.. hehe.. wish me luck (or rather, perserverance!)
People Awake Wif Me Now!!
My Wo Ai
When da world sleeps.. guess who's wide awake?!
tehe.. well.. juz showered n stuff aft coming bk fr a fun FUN dae of werk and lan..
before i ferget.. juz wanna pen dis down..
"I am not spoilt.. just well taken care of.."
u can "blame" those pple who love and care sooo much fer me.. becoz indeed, i've been blessed so tremendously compared to many others.. i cannot be more thkful fer all da wonderful beings from my past and present (and perhaps, da future tew?)..
goodness.. i was juz about to dive into naming EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM here but a quick glance to da bottom rite hand corner of my lappie shows dat its oredi 2:51am!! drats.. dat means i hafto be at werk in approx 6 hrs!! *faints*
So to end dis quick post.. dis is wad i wanna announce here..
Ma Ma, Gong Gong and Peh Peh love me.. so much till da extent dat im pampered rotten fr birth.. even aft dey're gone.. i still noe dat dey're always here fer me to solve my bigger troubles.. =)

