Today's Phone Calls..

received a phone call dis afternoon.. it was fr a fren fr long ago.. spoke fer nearly 15 mins while we were both at werk.. and aft putting down da fone.. i suffered a mixed swirl of emotions.. hmm.. i mish wen and shee.. wenny u promised to go lan dis fri ar.. dun ferget hor!

i was experiencing a near-completely happie dae at werk todae.. da dae past by not too fast.. but it wasnt dat slow either.. boss was outta da office most of da time aniwaes.. so we were left pretty much alone fer most part of da dae.. stayed ot till nearly 8ish wif bo benny.. trying to rush out da baby photo contest mechanics.. i was pretty optimistic.. while bo benny was "arghhh-ing" silently in his dusty corner.. tehe.. coz no. 2 was being an ass.. wahahhaa! hope he gets his well-deserved increment!

"KU KU BA DU KU".. yupz.. dats da word i learnt fr moss dom todae.. hehehee.. funny.. =P

oh yah.. toking bout dat reminds me of da 2.5 stoopid patients i spoke to dis morn! wah piangz..

Patient Story 1 feat. Miss P (daughter) and Mrs P (mother)
(Conversation in strong tamil accent)

Me: Gd morn..
Miss P: Hello.. hold on please! *shuffles*
Me: *sian*
Mrs P: Hello.. hold on please! *speaks to Miss P in the bkgrd*
Me: *sighs loudly and rolls eyes*
Mrs P: Hello.. yes.. im Miss P's mom.. we are goin bk to i*dia tmr nite.. so i need Dr. to write a report..
Me: Ok sure.. but ur onli coming in fer a follow up check tmr rite? so da report can onli be prepared aft ur visit..
Mrs P: Wad?! nonono.. u tell dr.. i onli need da file.. i dun da report..
Me: Huh? erm.. da file is da report.. and fer Dr. to write it requires time.. plus he can onli write u da report aft da visit tmr..
Mrs P: NONONO... u tell dr to finish da file before da visit tmr.. tell him dun needa write all of da report.. juz write on 1 paper or 2 paper.. dun needa write on long paper!
Me: ... *diaoz*.. but u have not seen dr.. hw can he write u da report before ceeing u?
Mrs P: juz tell him to write on 1 paper or 2 paper.. dun need him to finish da whole report.. i juz wan da file.. so he juz write on 1 paper or 2 paper.. not long paper.. so i can bring da paper bk to india..
Me: *wtf*.. Okieee SUREEE! BYEEEEE!
Mrs P: ok thk u.
Me: *slams da fone down*

WAH PIANGZZZ.. I WRITE FER U ON ONE TISSUE PAPER.. WAN?!?!?!?!!

Patient Story 2 feat. Miss H
(conversation in broken Mandarin)

Me: Gd morn..
Miss H: Gd morn.. i wan to register..
Me: err? u mean u wan an appointment?
Miss H: yes.. i wan to register for this fri..
Me: sorry but dis fri is fully booked.. my earliest appt is nex thurs..
Miss H: hmm.. hw bout sat?
Me: sorry.. but we're closed dis sat.. my earliest appt is nex thurs..
Miss H: hmm.. ok.. wad bout dis fri? i can make it anitime dis fri.. even laz appt oso can..
Me: *grrrr*.. sorry but dis fri we're fully booked fer da whole dae.. and sat we're closed..
Miss H: Nooooooo... plsssss... Call dr. NOW to put me in on fri.. im fr ind*nesia and dr. wans to cee me too..
Me: *sarcastic* im sorry.. i cant CALL dr nw becoz hes performing surgery..
Miss H: Nooooooo.. plssssss... u call him and tell him to give me an appt fer one person on fri... plssssss... help meeeeeeee....
Me: im sorry.. i cant.. dr has given orders not to overbook his appts.. i cant give u dat date.. but i can offer u our earliest appt on..
Miss H: *rudely interupts* Nooooo... plssssss help meeee... i will call u later.. i wan u to CALL dr NOW to tell him to give me an appt... plssssss...
Me: *frustrated* ok.. u can call me later.. but i still dun tink u will get an appt on fri! *angry*
Miss H: Noooooo... i will call u later and u will give me an appt.....
Me: NO. *feeling damn murderous*
Miss H: ..u nv call dr hw u noe i cannot haf an appt?
Me: *grrrrr* OK. call me later. *pauses* BUT U STILL WUN GET AN APPT. BYE!
Miss H: ok i call u later. Bye!
Me: *slams down da fone*

SIAO TING TONG!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *SCREAMS*

ARGH! AND U TINK DERE ARE NO KUKUBADUKUS AROUND?! TALK ABOUT DRAMA, MAN!

gonna go ktv wif wo ai and baby tmr nite.. whee.. so excited! long time nv sing wif her oredi.. cant wait! tink she cant wait tew.. hehe.. =)