As i was typing dis post.. i could sooo hear Alanis singing in da bkground, "Isn't it ironic.. dun cha tink?".. I personally find the post below v interesting.. hope u guys enjoy it tew! =)
1. Decided to leave werk early todae so i can force myself to go to da gym aft werk..
Irony: Poor Moss Dom fell ill and was on mc todae.. so i gotta get all Doc's emails replied before leaving.. which resulted in reaching hm at 8:25pm todae coz i ended up clearing my work station wif everyone else in da office..
2. Reached home and was sooo motivated to go to da gym.. told my mom and dad before heading out..
Irony: It decided to rain as i changed into my gym wear.. bummer.. my mom was angry dat i was skipping da yummy dinner she prepared.. inclusive of half a roast chicken.. she said, "ur timing all wrong one! time fer dinner.. nv come bk early to eat.. time to rest.. u wanna go gym.."
3. I decided to stay home to eat my dinner, juz so my mom would be slightly happier.. i plopped myself comfortably down on da sofa..
Irony: My mom commented, "aiyooo.. tsk tsk tsk.. so fat! r u pregnant?!"
4. I did a quick jog down to da gym so as to warm up abit before reaching da gym, plus get minimally soaked in da rain..
Irony: I was warmed up alrite.. when i nearly slipped and fell face-down on da slope.. not once.. not twice.. but THRICE!!
5. I was just about to reach da gym, and tot i wld be da onli one sweating it out..
Irony: There were 4 other guys oredi in da gym.. and each of em wore skimpy singlets dat revealed their nice bods.. number one.. i din haf a nice bod.. number two.. i wasnt glam!! argh.. thk goodness dey werent DAT cute.. phew..
6. As i warmed up on da threadmail.. i smiled at da tot dat i was gonna lose weight and slim down..
Irony: The radio starting playing, "Big girls, you are beautiful.. Ohh.. Big girls, you are beautiful.. Ohh.." by Mika.. i cld cee dat all da heads were turned towards my direction.. as bootilicious me started stomping on da frail looking threadmail.. *argh*
7. Pushing awae those awkward emotions.. i continued jogging on da threadmail.. against all da anguish, fatigue and physical pain i was experiencing.. man, despite da fact dat i was pooped.. i will continue to RUN fer at least 10 mins..
Irony: Michael Buble's "i wanna go homeeee.." song played on da radio.. and in a split sec, i accidentally pushed da "STOP" button.. and i was forced to stop jogging.. and once again.. everyone turned to glare at me, "wah.. dis girl ar.. jog fer 5 mins cannot take it oredi ar.. lousy.."
8. My gym session ended aft 35 gruelling mins.. i did a quick jog back home and was starving.. i decided i was gonna go shower and den slp.. i was not gonna eat so i wun waste da lil effort i made!
Irony: My mom greeted me wif, "Wah.. sooo skinny oredi ar.. come eat ur dinner..".. i was tempted.. and refused to take da chicken.. but i ate da veggies and prawns.. and drank da soup.. 10 mins later.. i ate a bowl of koko krunch tew.. *guilty*
9. My eyelids were getting heavy.. i decided to shower in 15 mins aft my fav variety show ends so i could slp early and be well rested fer tmr..
Irony: I fell aslp on da couch.. it was 12:30am when Baby called to tuck me in bed.. I went to shower at 12:45am.. and im still blogging now at 1:55am becoz my hair is still wet..
10. Finally.. Im done wif da post.. i can go to slp now..
Irony: No.. i cant.. im juz starting to have a tummyache.. damn..
11. Its 2:06am.. I can go to slp now...?
Irony: Yes.. i will end dis post now so i can go to slp.. no more ironies fer me..
~ The End ~
Ps. It's now 2:16am.. i juz overwrote some parts of da post, and hadda re-edit.. ARGHH!
1. Decided to leave werk early todae so i can force myself to go to da gym aft werk..
Irony: Poor Moss Dom fell ill and was on mc todae.. so i gotta get all Doc's emails replied before leaving.. which resulted in reaching hm at 8:25pm todae coz i ended up clearing my work station wif everyone else in da office..
2. Reached home and was sooo motivated to go to da gym.. told my mom and dad before heading out..
Irony: It decided to rain as i changed into my gym wear.. bummer.. my mom was angry dat i was skipping da yummy dinner she prepared.. inclusive of half a roast chicken.. she said, "ur timing all wrong one! time fer dinner.. nv come bk early to eat.. time to rest.. u wanna go gym.."
3. I decided to stay home to eat my dinner, juz so my mom would be slightly happier.. i plopped myself comfortably down on da sofa..
Irony: My mom commented, "aiyooo.. tsk tsk tsk.. so fat! r u pregnant?!"
4. I did a quick jog down to da gym so as to warm up abit before reaching da gym, plus get minimally soaked in da rain..
Irony: I was warmed up alrite.. when i nearly slipped and fell face-down on da slope.. not once.. not twice.. but THRICE!!
5. I was just about to reach da gym, and tot i wld be da onli one sweating it out..
Irony: There were 4 other guys oredi in da gym.. and each of em wore skimpy singlets dat revealed their nice bods.. number one.. i din haf a nice bod.. number two.. i wasnt glam!! argh.. thk goodness dey werent DAT cute.. phew..
6. As i warmed up on da threadmail.. i smiled at da tot dat i was gonna lose weight and slim down..
Irony: The radio starting playing, "Big girls, you are beautiful.. Ohh.. Big girls, you are beautiful.. Ohh.." by Mika.. i cld cee dat all da heads were turned towards my direction.. as bootilicious me started stomping on da frail looking threadmail.. *argh*
7. Pushing awae those awkward emotions.. i continued jogging on da threadmail.. against all da anguish, fatigue and physical pain i was experiencing.. man, despite da fact dat i was pooped.. i will continue to RUN fer at least 10 mins..
Irony: Michael Buble's "i wanna go homeeee.." song played on da radio.. and in a split sec, i accidentally pushed da "STOP" button.. and i was forced to stop jogging.. and once again.. everyone turned to glare at me, "wah.. dis girl ar.. jog fer 5 mins cannot take it oredi ar.. lousy.."
8. My gym session ended aft 35 gruelling mins.. i did a quick jog back home and was starving.. i decided i was gonna go shower and den slp.. i was not gonna eat so i wun waste da lil effort i made!
Irony: My mom greeted me wif, "Wah.. sooo skinny oredi ar.. come eat ur dinner..".. i was tempted.. and refused to take da chicken.. but i ate da veggies and prawns.. and drank da soup.. 10 mins later.. i ate a bowl of koko krunch tew.. *guilty*
9. My eyelids were getting heavy.. i decided to shower in 15 mins aft my fav variety show ends so i could slp early and be well rested fer tmr..
Irony: I fell aslp on da couch.. it was 12:30am when Baby called to tuck me in bed.. I went to shower at 12:45am.. and im still blogging now at 1:55am becoz my hair is still wet..
10. Finally.. Im done wif da post.. i can go to slp now..
Irony: No.. i cant.. im juz starting to have a tummyache.. damn..
11. Its 2:06am.. I can go to slp now...?
Irony: Yes.. i will end dis post now so i can go to slp.. no more ironies fer me..
~ The End ~
Ps. It's now 2:16am.. i juz overwrote some parts of da post, and hadda re-edit.. ARGHH!
4 comments:
heheh.. my darling, sho cute :P
heh heh.. dun exercise lor.. lol.. kidding.. at least ur not a procrastinator like me.. ^^ *huggies* keep up the discipline!!
dun u just love the radio when it tunes into ur mood.. wahaha.. "i wanna go homeeee.."
anyways, i'll support u from the side, eating my popcorn and oreo cookies.. =)))
btw, its treadmill.. ^^ argh.. i needa hit the gym soon too.. -_-"
LOL!
this is a damn funny post lar!
Hahah!! You are hilarious! Persistant to jog for 10mins, but stopped after 5mins... so what did you do for the rest of the 30mins?
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