Havin seen The Water Horse juz nw.. i m nw playin wif da idea of havin a fantastic death in da loch ness.. aft all, i've always been intrigued by myths of "The Loch Ness Monster".. and to me, it wld be an HONOUR to die wif sucha mystical creature..
My death would begin wif me being extremely high on alcohol and clinging onto da neck of my water horse, oso called Crusoe.. We will glide thru da water, somersault outta da water, splash bk into da loch and swim furiously thru seaweeds and rock crevices.. but unlike Angus (da lil boy), i will fall into a coma due to da concussion received from da rapid impact of water hitting my face.. i will den knock my head against one of da sharp edges of da rock arch, and fall unconscious immediately.. at dat v moment, my body will feel my lungs swell up wif da salty taste of liquid, but i wun feel any pain as im oredi in a deep, deep sleep.. =)
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Ehm... so you wanna first have a major head trauma, followed by drowning as your cause of death.. and you still wanna feel the water entering your lungs... u r either very morbid, or your appointment with your psychiatrist is way overdue..
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